Bernadette

"oh my god, i took our love and threw it under his bus sized mother"

Neale Matheison

"you don't usually get bisexual wrath"

Alan Shore

"Humperdink"
"i don't know if she'd let me"

Arnab Chanda

"the best thing about a pizza slice is that it points in the direction it's supposed to go"

lecturers can be funny too

"It might be creepy little girls, it might be bananas, it might be mutant bananas"

shrooooms

"you mean Fungi isn't fun?"
"NO!"
"you mean it isn't a fun guy?"
"..."

BAD PUNS FTW!

cat bus

"and then i looked up and realised a cat was driving the bus so we must have been in Spain because in Japan the dogs drive"

Enthusiastic highschool student passing me in town, talking about what I assume was a dream